Actors who work in Hollywood as a favor to a loved one

Joaned at the hip: Melissa Rivers works lop-sided to the detriment of the viewer

Human love sponge and My Redneck Wedding-Host Tom Arnold knows all about the fart of deal

Annette Bening: "I'd like to thank my husband for this award and for all those years of syphilis!"

Chelsea Haggard: Slept with Ted Harber Lately?

Parasite Pretty: Priscilla and offspring Lisa Marie Presley gorge on their celebrity additions to cosmetic surgery and meatball sandwiches, respectively

A little less conversation, a little more Irish stew

Rita Wilson: Nice work if you can get it

Amy Irving: "A $100 million divorce later, I have movie productions flown in to see me!"

The Osbournes: The argument for forced sterilization rages on

Tori Spelling: Executive decisions by senile glow worms were meant to be broken