Hollywood’s Comedy Elite: Very Tired, Very Bloated and Very Not Funny

Can we talk?

Look Who’s Laughing? Hyper-spastics teens raised on corn-syrup, anti-psychotic drugs with a self-inflicted joy-stick shoved up their ass. Lovely.

“I have the attention span of a gnat with the stamina of a mule and the intellectual curiosity of a goat. Wow, can I eat this? I wonder what it tastes like, phhhrrrt. I’m still hungry, fat and stupid.”

Kids have become creepy. Sorry but My Sweet 16, American Idol, Superbad and childhood obesity is enough to make anyone jump out of a window to get away from them.

They have discriminating taste and they should be the ones to dictate what comedy gold is mined for American audiences. Fuck the minorities of adults who read! With all the good news these days, they are the last cognizent people who need entertainment. Besides, they have the Pink Panther Deux – Taking a Dump on Peter Seller’s Grave and Bedtime Stories – How to Become a Corporate Shill in Less than a Decade.

Quality does matter. Originality does matter.

Enough with the “Dude, I can’t stop farting, belching, fucking.”

“What happens in Vegas spreads in Vegas” Where’d that missing corpse go! Bachelor Party XIX – Ugly White Guys Get Laid!”  “I’ve fallen and I can’t get laid” “These stupid bitches really like me” “whoops, I got her pregnant”, “Ha, ha ha I smoke to much pot” “watch me light my balls on fire: The Movie”

“High Concept: “Whoops, I forgot to loose my virginity”, “Whoops I need to loose my virginity” “Whoops, Let’s go to white castle and get laid but first let’s smoke some weed and light our balls on fire” comedies.

THEY ALL SUCK, THEY ARE NOT FUNNY AND THE PEOPLE WHO STAR, MAKE, GO TO THESE FILMS ARE ALL ASSHOLES AND WHY WE ARE ALL GOING DOWN THE SHITTER.

It’s a theory but it’s based on cultural morays. And this trend is RETARDED, EMPTY VILE AND OFFENSIVE.

It renders meaninglessness and leaves a wake of depression and destructive behavior. But good or bad, its not funny. Says me. I wouldn’t think this shit was funny if I were 11, 12 or 13. Pot humor: Cheech and Chong. Getting laid: Animal House. Politically Incorrect: Caddyshack, hell put Porky’s in there. A little crude, a little dude is fine. But what we have here is a dead shark. There must be intelligence, wit, charm lurking in any comedy.

I don’t care what’s popular and who’s making the money. The end does not justify the means. Hollywood is starved for new talent. The old guard needs to be dethroned. The problem is the greenlighters are too scared to make good movies, they make safe movies. Easy movies. There are good writers out there but their scripts get past because they are too intelligent, too different. and because audiences won’t buy it.