Khloe Kardashian finally finds someone with a sneer to match her own! Like pink eye, sometimes true love only take 6 weeks to develop.
Khloe Kardashian can’t keep her ample mug out of the papers – not because it’s physically impossible but because Khloe’s in love!
Like big sis’ Kim, soon-to-be-dumped Khloe is following in her father Robert Kardashian’s footsteps of extracting low-octane publicity from innocent until proven guilty professional athletes like up and coming NBA star, Lamar Odon.
“It’s a win-win,” according to Lamar Odon’s sneering publicist, Kato Kaelin.
“It’s a match made in heaven, unless you don’t believe in hell,” shares Kaelin who lives on Lamar’s sumptuous compound (in the guest house of course!).
“The fact that Khloe’s face affects the tide only makes their walks on the beach that much more memorable.”
What a stellar month it’s been for the Kardi’s – Kourtney’s pregnant, Khloe’s getting hitched after only 6 weeks of dating and oldest Kim finally got to audition her hootch up close and personal before highly flaccid sex mogul Hugh Hefner.
“No one in this family is damaged or starving for attention by doing desperate things like getting pregnant out of wedlock or married to a total stranger,” assures mother Kris Kardashian.
“Look at me. I have 6 beautiful kids, a lovely home, I make money like a pimp off my ho-bag daughters and I have a husband with a facelift and eyebrows that any woman would kill for! What more could any parasitic woman living in L.A. want?”
Not much Kris with a K, not much.
Klass act Kris Kardashian gets all her motherly advice from E! True Hollywood Stories, Sharon Osbourne and Heidi Fleiss.
Dead OJ Simpson Defense Attorney Robert Kardashian left behind a free OJ and a generation of reality TV stars for Americans to embrace and emulate. For that we say, 'enjoy your dirt nap, sir.'
